New Orders
Temporarily paused
Important Update: Temporary Pause on Operations
Storefront status notice
Due to extreme demand, we are temporarily pausing all new orders so we can properly serve existing customers first.
Demand has outpaced our current capacity. Backend failures, a team that is currently too small, and an inefficient fulfillment architecture mean we need time to rebuild this the right way.
Operations Resume
May 18, 2026
Questions
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Resume Countdown
Countdown to May 18, 2026
We are using this pause to rebuild the fulfillment and software stack before operations resume.
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What this means for your current order
Shipped
If your order is being sent out, you will receive an email containing your tracking information.
Refunded
If we are unable to fulfill your order, you will automatically receive a full refund to your original payment method.
Looking Ahead: May 18, 2026
- Resume date: All operations will officially resume on May 18, 2026.
- What changes before then: We are overhauling our fulfillment systems and software architecture.
- Goal: Prevent the same operational failures from happening again as volume scales.
To Our Affiliates
We appreciate your partnership. We will be reaching out to all affiliates individually to ensure your compensation is fully settled during this transition.
Support
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